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exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
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remember that one time patrick stump rode wee-man and ended up being taller than he would be standing up
fUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
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(Source: mardybutts, via sex-drugs-hardcore)
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
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i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
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